Just had to share this little gem from Lil G last night... still laughing this morning, and it's really NOT funny at all....
She stood at the door, all serious and sad-looking and announced in her 'important' voice that:
"Oh, Mummy. Charlotte is very upset cos her Daddy is getting dwarves".
I howled with laughter.
Lil G: "It's not funny, Mummy. It's very sad."
Me: "No, it's hilarious. What's he going to do with dwarves?"
Lil G: "I dunno, maybe get 7 beds?"
Me: ROFL
Lil G: "No, Mummy. It's very sad! Stop laughing!"
Me: ROFL even more. In tears now.
Lil G: "I meant to say that Charlotte's Daddy is getting DIVORCED!"
Me: Reaching for oxygen.
So not funny, but I am a bad bad person.
Sorry.xxx