17 July 2008

NEED A GIGGLE??

Up late again... can't seem to get to sleep these days. Done a bit of blog hopping and came across this list - made me giggle, so I thought I'd share.

It's a list of bumper stickers, apparently. Whatever, it's a bit of fun - enjoy!

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Stupidity is not a handicap - park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith &Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

I know you're smiling...... xxx

4 comments:

mel4christ said...

Hi!! Thanks for stoppin by. Me and my family are going ga ga over your westie, little fidgit is tooooo cute. My hubby just told me to check in the paper to see if there are any more in there. I was told that Singulair and Zyrtec do a great job with managing the allergies. After stoppin by, my heart is melting again!!!! Do you have any other pics of fidgit? We'd love to see them. Oh so precious!!!!

Smiles,
Melanie

mel4christ said...

Oh and Lil G is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kath said...

Love all the bumper stickers - they made me giggle..here is another one...
I was cut out to be rich but was sewn up wrong...
Kath
xxxx

Crafty Wanderings said...

Love them! Thanks for adding them to your blog - I needed a giggle!
Hugs - Ruth x